Forest Fire Fighter
I wear a hard hat and haul hose through thick forest
I sleep in the bush under a glorified tarp.
A Pulaski is not an axe
The reefer is not something we smoke
A 200 man cache is not money for 200 men.
A wobble pump is not a drunken sexual position.
A melon roll is not a pastry.
A hole in the ground is a perfectly good place to store meat.
A piss pack is not a case of beer.
Water Thieves are not thirsty camels.
Our stranglers are not from Boston.
EFP, FPW, RDO, IA, FBS, FPO, FMFP and SE are our understood language.
I work hard 15 hours a day to save your ass.
.. and, I AM A FIRE FIGHTER!