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It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Therefore, New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training..
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.
TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh___ing me!
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.
TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.
TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.
TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I’m on salary.
TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: He’s a pr_ck.
TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.