On the Lighter Side

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The responsability shouldered by those in the military is a heavy burdon.  Any in one of the ‘Serious’ occupations such as Military, Police, Fire and EMS, where lives hang in the balance and are saved and lost, knows how humor plays a role, and makes things bearable especially during very stressful times.  Those on the outside, often dont understand this.  Well, don’t even try.  Just accept and respect that it is a part of what keeps people operating sometimes.  So, with that note, here is a little ‘Military’ humor to keep you going.

‘When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine’

 ‘Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!’

‘What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil’

 ‘Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume’

‘Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has
Never Solved Anything.’

‘ U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah’

‘Stop Global Whining’

‘Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify’

‘The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be
Destroyed Overnight’

‘Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back’

‘Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For
their Country Since 1775′

‘Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It’

‘Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon’

‘It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It was Our Job To Arrange The

‘Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl’

‘One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ‘

‘My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College’

‘A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers’

‘If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In
English, Thank A Veteran’

…and finally

‘Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a
difference in the world. But the military doesn’t have that problem.’

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