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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldnâ€™t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldnâ€™t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasnâ€™t suited for it â€“ mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a chef â€“ figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didnâ€™t have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldnâ€™t cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasnâ€™t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didnâ€™t have any patience.
Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didnâ€™t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldnâ€™t live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasnâ€™t fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian â€“ until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
So, I retired and I found I am perfect for the job!